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Find all posts by Ruffian. Nobis bonorum patrioque ea qui, eu paulo mediocritatem qui. Sheer jealousy. Living With Hipstergirl And Gamergirl People like Putin or Berlusconi are used to criticism or protests — comes with the territory, so what's the point of flashing them? Join Date: Feb Posts: 12, Their latest victory was scored today, in Italy, where general elections are taking place. I caught Boob distraction boob in disraction box. Fetchund Guest.

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I don't like your politics so I'm going to show you my boobs! That is — in one sentence — the fighting slogan of topless female activists, sometimes known as Femen.

Their latest victory was scored today, in Italy, where general elections are taking place. The victim, none other than veteran politician and serial womanizer, Silvio Berlusconi.

Horror of horrors — a female protester managed to get into the polling station and exposed her breasts to the 81 years old politician. The message she wanted to convey to Il Cavaliere was that his 'time has run out'. An odd message since it is quite obvious that the disgraced former prime minister has managed to inject massive amounts of political Viagra to resurrect his failing political career.

Flashing your breasts at a man famous for his sex-parties? Remember the bunga-bunga scandal? How's that supposed to be offensive? This latest incident is a perfect illustration of the twisted logic of topless female protesters.

Another frequent target of this particular branch of feminists is the Russian leader Vladimir Putin, who has had his fair share of boobs pointed at him. One famous incident took place in in the German city of Hannover where Putin was visiting a trade fair together with Angela Merkel. He was ambushed by a topless girl with the word 'Dictator' scrawled over her chest. While Angela Merckel appears to be shocked, the look on Putin's face says it all. After the incident, he told the press he liked it and there's no reason to believe he was lying.

People like Putin or Berlusconi are used to criticism or protests — comes with the territory, so what's the point of flashing them? Other than getting some free publicity I don't see how running around topless can be an effective weapon in your fight against patriarchy, objectification and sexual exploitation of women.

Disrupting a Muslim conference or the Mass in Moscow's main cathedral makes some sense from their feminist point of view. Displaying your chest to send a message to Donald Trump — not so much. Trump's not going to be offended and your message will only get on TV, because of the boob-factor. Naked boobs make good ratings so, by showing theirs, Femen activists all over the world only reinforce the objectification of the female body.

Speaking of Trump, one can only hope he did not get to see the footage from a protest held in Kiev. Quite a large protest Source The only way this protest could be viewed as offensive to the US leader is that Trump is known to have better taste in women.

A major drawback of this type of protest is that male feminists cannot take part. A public display of butts would be more inclusive Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible.

Common reasons:. Oh my, that was funny, LMAO! Feminists sometimes do the opposite of what one ought to do to bring attention to a cause! They are so lame nobody considers them that much, obviously they never disturb the left I know they're just a nuisance Oh my. LOL The only good thing my boobs ever did was nourish my infants. I firmly believe they are also the reason why I snore. Boob flashing might be good for getting beads thrown at you during Mardi Gras but for a political statement?

I think that's where the brains should take over. Privacy Policy Terms of Service. Boob-flashing — weapons of mass-distraction. Source The message she wanted to convey to Il Cavaliere was that his 'time has run out'. Source After the incident, he told the press he liked it and there's no reason to believe he was lying. Source Disrupting a Muslim conference or the Mass in Moscow's main cathedral makes some sense from their feminist point of view. Thanks for reading. Common reasons: Disagreement on rewards Fraud or plagiarism Hate speech or trolling Miscategorized content or spam.

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So, I've created this thread for our booby stories - good, bad, and ugly. Worse injury I ever did to my girls was in college. I took an archery course, which was a blast. Because I'm a big girl - D in high school, DD in college and beyond - I had to adapt my stance with the bow, twisting my torso and tilting my shoulder forward a bit, to protect the girls.

Except, I forgot once. The bow I was using had a thirty pound draw. Had my right tit been made of anything less resilient, the bowstring would have carved a cutlet off my starboard breast. As it was, it left a bruise the size of an index card and probably a good inch deep. Several of my neighbors stopped what they were doing and checked on me, but there wasn't much they could do, so they left me, huddled around my poor, abused booby.

I understood after that day why Amazons were supposed to cut off their right breasts. The mythology books I'd read had never explained that point. The fantasy books I'd read never had heroines encounter such problems. It's just not fair. Second worst was not my fault. Somehow, I got an ant infestation in my bedroom. I learned this about 30 seconds after climbing under the covers.

After the screaming dash for the shower, I counted forty bites. Three of them on my left nipple. Worse, those took a couple days longer to heal than the other bites. Third worst? Let me just implore the gentlemen surely reading this thread: Gentlemen, as much as you love the boobies, as much as you enjoy one-on-one time with the boobies.

Your time with the boobies after such perfidy will be severely limited. And people wonder why I spend so much time on the Dope. My boob story: Dear Hubby, When you roll over in bed, please be hyper-aware of both where your elbows are and where my breasts are. Since my breasts are fairly large, I understand that you may, in your stupor, think they are merely pillows in the wrong place, but placing an elbow on one to prop oneself up to check the clock while half-asleep is not on the cards.

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Flat as a Plank Girl: ah, see, me, I love it. I have Me: it's the only dress I've had which gets men to stare at my front, usually they try to talk to my ass. Sucking is fine subscribing to the limits previously established by phouka. Licking is great with a minimum amount of drool, please.

Biting is Not Fine. If you bite my tits, I'm allowed to bite your dick. You've been warned. Spice Weasel. For the record, I did the exact same thing the OP did once. It hurts like hell. Painful Mammory Memories. I am, for want of a technical term, Perma-Nipped. And, when I am at home, I rarely wear a bra. In fact, I'm usually in the thinnest T-shirt I can find.

So, there are some protuberences. Sometimes foster kittens have a sudden urge to BITE protuberences, you know? Did you know that an 8 week old kitten can do a pretty thorough job of piercing a nipple? If you don't have a picture, it didn't happen! Claire Beauchamp. Also, realize that they are quite sensitive organs on most women, and you typically don't know the strength of your own hands like when you give us that neck massage like a Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

So, that thing you do where you pinch and twirl the nipples like you're trying to tune in Radio Free Europe? Stop it already. Gentle, people, gentle! If I want more I'll let you know. There are more erogenous parts to the breast than the tiny little pointy thing on the tip. Just FYI. Der Trihs. Originally Posted by CalMeacham. Speaking as an enthusiast of myths and of boobs , I have to note that, although they tell this story, and even try to derive the name "Amazon" from the Greek for "without Breast" although that's a stretch , I've never seen a Classical painting or sculpture that shows any Amazons missing a breast.

Although I note that they're also not heavily endowed. Moreover, you don't generally find this excised breast referred to in most of the literature about them. All of which makes me doubt that this is either true in whatever sense the myth may be , or a strand of the main tradition. Mine had cancer. I'm pleased to say, my latest mammo was clear! I'm good for another six months. The only thing really bad ever to happen to my boobies is when I was in bed playing with my puppy with a thin t-shirt on and she accidentally caught me in the nip.

I got better, tho One time when we were getting out of the shower together, our cat Midnight was sitting on the sink no doubt amazed at the spectacle of humans voluntarily getting under flowing water.

She looked up and saw Pepper Mill's unadorned nipple bobbing directly in front of her. I suspect she didn't know what it was, and gently took a tentative bite, which caused Pepper Mill to screech. That put an end to that. The only one that's allowed to do that is me. I'm sure every mother who breastfed a child that had sprouted a few teeth has a similar story to tell.

There I was, peacefully nursing my darling child It brought tears to my eyes, it did. I think my startled shriek was enough to make him let go.

Then there was the self-inflicted titty-twister. You know how you can quickly coil up an electrical cord by looping it around your elbow and palm? I discovered that it is fairly easy to catch a nipple between the loops.

Another "ladies Mama Zappa. Originally Posted by freckafree. More of a bra story than a boob story: I had a couple of friends over one day while I was in the middle of doing laundry. While I am well-endowed, the friends are both small chested, though I never heard either of them complain.

I came out of the kitchen to find them considering my bra. Jealousy, I tell you.

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